This is my very first ramble, for anyone who cares to read it. It’s going to be as tall as nonsensical rubbish as I am wide and as oddly mad as my hair is according to my hairdresser. So let’s see where it takes us.
This might sound ridiculous but I just can’t get my head around why a company would DIG up a road causing absolute chaos in a village (with a main road running through it)to put a pipe in, then re dig less than a month later BECAUSE they used the WRONG size pipe. What a waste of money, time and resources. Who was the numpty in the company who ordered the pipe! Did they mix up their centimetres with inches? So not only one set of traffic lights but two within 100 yards yes yards not metres!
Today is 12/9/2017 Dentist check up! Oh what could possibly go wrong at 8am in the morning….an X-ray to see if my little apersectomy was successful on my front tooth. No no no it’s still got an abscess! I don’t believe it. I paid £167 to get that tooth fixed and the fanny dentist snapped my other crown whilst trying to fix this one and what’s even worse I knew he was going to do it because of the pressure he put on my gum and jew. I couldn’t tell him as he had his fist in my mouth.
So know would you believe it I have to go to the hospital so a tooth surgeon can pull my face about and make me look like I have done five rounds with Mike Tyson. My nose disappeares and I can assure you my nose isn’t small, my younger sister called me witchie poo when we were kids, I did try and kill her a couple of times but that’s another story.